The Sun pushes into energetic Aries and even the laziest of us can feel a caffeinated, creative spurt. The secret to your success is to keep focused on your goals. Rev your engines as the energy ramps up over the next few weeks.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Proud Rams have a rather unorthodox way of forging first impressions and seem more exotic to others now. Maybe it’s the flowing scarves, maybe it’s your tattooed head. Whatever fashion statement you decide to make, wear it with confidence. Strangers will seem to understand your need to dress in cellophane and chiffon and will bring the scotch tape and stapler.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Gay Bulls are inspired to get involved in community outreach. You want to make your personal mark for a worthy spring fling. And now, everyone wants to get into the act. Don’t consider it an infringement: The more the merrier! It is amazing what a little creative thinking and a brat pack of volunteers can achieve. Who will be the best and who will be bratwurst?
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) If you are suddenly thrust into the social epicenter, claim your fame now. Everyone wants to include you in their plans. Survey the menu and take your choice. It all seems too good to be true. Compadres want to play, but balance off your platonic pastimes with partnership needs. Pink Twins may be pulled in two different directions. Hey, whatever turns you on.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) This time period provides a bushel and a peck of strategic career moves that are inspired and right on. You see what is happening above and below the surface and intuitively make the right decisions at the right time. Add all of this to your career plans and gay Crabs become a force with whom to be reckoned. Grab the key to the corner office. Demand your rightful due.
LEO (07.24-08.23) This is a perfect time for all proud Lions to escape to wild and wooly faraway destinations. The question is just how wild and wooly do you want to get? You are highly stressed now. How about something dreamily romantic and fabulously luxurious instead? Recharge and pamper both you and your better half. Add cream and whip it up into a frenzied froth.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Sex holds you in its spell and you are mesmerized. Is it safe for fresh queer Virgins to drift a few feet off the ground? Only if they can avoid falling into the boiling cauldron and becoming just another quick snack. This time period brings all this zesty activity to any creative enterprise. Resolve to add more fun to your life. We sure could use that.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) The fates add a hopelessly romantic rose-colored tinge to all relationships. Proud Libras are in love with love. But will mere mortals measure up? Don’t rush to topple the applecart of domestic harmony based on a careless offhand remark. Before you find yourself yearning for applesauce, remember to let actions speak louder and prouder than words.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Queer Scorps feel invincible now. Will you be tempted to over-eat, over-drink and generally over-indulge? You may not know when enough is enough and you’re tempted to go for the gusto at every opportunity. Regulate and modulate. Even take it easy in your exercise regimen. Many muscles can also be over-indulged. Most, but not all, of course.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Fun has a way of getting dreamy, creamy and totally out of hand. Lucky you. A gay Archer parties with a vengeance and becomes the one to see and the one to be seen. You may find yourself placed in lucky circumstances where you can make even your wildest dreams come true. You add zip to your hard drive. But, are you working with the latest operating system?
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Pink Caps won’t be able to contain themselves. Suddenly, you are an open book with all of your fears, secrets and hidden passions sprawled out there where everyone can see them. A weight has been lifted! Catharsis! Make the most of this freedom, especially around family and close friends. And, hurry — the planets will soon move on and the world can’t wait.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Seemingly small, off the cuff comments cause a nuclear explosion and can forever alter your life course. Good thing. Frankly, your social life needs a bit of jump start. Chalk up the ensuing chain of events to the fates which give Aqueerians a combination of great confidence and prescience. Jump into the social swim, put your best moves into motion and don’t get seasick.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Money issues combine with burning career needs now. If you feel like your bottom line doesn’t measure up, add a little zest to your conservative green salad. This is the time to do your fiscal homework and invest in gay-friendly ventures. As you amass your personal fortune, it will be easier to claw your way to the top of the professional heap. Are you on top yet? : :
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