Jupiter, the planet of luck and expansion retrogrades. Anything that is over the top will spill over in a flood. When does too much become too, too much? Just wait and see.

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Hold off on any travel plans if you can, pink Twin. Not only will you find yourself embroiled in some international incident, you can also find yourself in situations that require a herculean effort to undo. Kick up your feet closer to home and revel in the simple pleasures of take-out and foreign movie rentals to quell your exotic tastes. Anyone we know?

CANCER (06.22-07.23) A simple flirtation can turn into much, much more, so be careful where you point your gaydar. Queer Crabs are apt to go head over claws for the wrong type. (Do you actually have a “wrong type?”) Before your heart is used as a welcome mat, take note of what you are really looking for in a love match. When in doubt, check their pay stub.

LEO (07.24-08.23) Partnerships may have their amazingly great times and their very stressful times over the next few weeks. Try to maneuver through these high highs and low lows with a practical perspective. Proud Lions can often be too dramatic for their own good. This is the time to tamp down on excessive displays and maintain a cool and calm mien. Too late!

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) A little job that, at first blush, seems easy enough will wind up not being easy at all. So avoid volunteering for any task at work. In fact, if you can avoid work altogether it might be worth the vacation days. But, if you are tied to your desk, try to be inconspicuous, stay in the background and appear to be busy as a bee. Let others have the buzz.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Proud Libras may find that a little fun suddenly turns into way too much fun. You can be sucked into the vortex of the party-hearty life. While there are worse pitfalls in life, how high do you have to fly before your wings get clipped? Moderation is key but it may be difficult to tell when you have crossed the line. You test the outer limits of your consumption. Burp.

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) What seems easy is not. Home-based chores become out-of-control giant projects before you realize it. So, avoid starting anything on the domestic. Queer Scorps might also avoid any important family discussions now. Nothing you say can be contained and emotions can run high. Why not escape while the escaping is good? Air fares are low.

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Watch what you say, how you say it and who you say it to. Gay Archers have hoof in mouth. Snide comments and raw opinions find their way to the front page. Anything you say can and will be held against you. So, instead of fanning the air, let your actions speak louder and prouder than your words. That is until you knock something over.

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Budgets are made to be broken. At least, that is what you think. Pink Caps are not usually spendthrifts, but now you splurge on anything and anyone. While this has some immediate positive impact on your popularity, it is a bad long-term strategy for personal success. Too, too soon the bills will come due and then who will be there to feed you peeled grapes and man the fans?

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Aqueerians make a huge splash on the social scene. So much so that they displace water in the pool. Is this the best first impression that you can make on the high and mighty? Rather than boss the course, try to blend into the background and make your mark in soft shades of gray. There is plenty of time to move into the forefront and wow the masses. Just not now.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) Guppies with a need to keep quiet will be unable to do so. There are no secrets around you as you inadvertently spill the beans. But, maybe this is a good thing. There shouldn’t be too many deep and abiding secrets to suppress. Intuitively you know that unloading your baggage is good for your long-term peace of mind. Pull off the bandaid and let the healing begin.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) If rambunctious friends begin to get under your skin, expect to have to scratch the itch. Proud Rams fall in with a loud, proud crowd and allow themselves to be carried off on a wave of mischief and pure recklessness. Will you ride this massive flow like an expert or eventually wash off on the shore like so much wreckage? I suppose it could be worse.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Tread carefully in your career lest you take a small step off the ladder. Queer Bulls don’t realize the power of their actions and the implications of their decisions at this time. But, there is a lot you can accomplish behind the scenes where your ambition can be controlled. Simply plan your course of action and let the scheme simmer for a while before you implement it.

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