Thoughts run amok this September as Mercury forms a Grand Cross with retro Pluto and Uranus. Sparkling ideas can spark a fire, so be careful when you strike up a conversation. Is it hot in here or is it you? Ouch!

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Can money buy you love? Maybe not, but it will be a tempting course of action for you this month. Queer Virgins are in love with love and enjoy lavishing partners with assorted trinkets. I hope you get what you think you are paying for once the champagne runs dry. Build your dreams on solid rock and not on shifting sand. Unless you like collecting shells.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) It is possible to charm others to your way of thinking this month. But, what will you do with all of your ardent admirers, some of whom are beginning to annoy you. Proud Libras need to be very discerning before they spread on their personal oil. Quality, not quantity, is the secret to your personal success. And, don’t slip on your own slippery overflow.

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) If you listen very carefully, you will hear something secretive and juicy and totally surprising. But, what will you do with this fascinating information? Rather than pass it on, let it sit and mull for a while. Things are still in transition and can change very quickly. Queer Scorps are respected for their accuracy and acumen. Strength is in silence now. Make noise later.

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Even a mild flirtatious and friendly come-on gets totally out of control as friends might misinterpret your intent. Confusion reigns! Gay Archers often make an unintentional ruckus with their words, but now it takes on a life of its own. Expect a platonic melee that upends your romantic plans. One day you will sit back and laugh at all of this. For now, have a beer.

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Your ambitious professional plans may come under greater scrutiny as the month progresses. But, that is not a bad thing, pink Cap. In fact, you probably need a reality check to see if where you are going is where you want to go. Make an excuse to take a work break to relax and recharge at home. There are things (or folks) there that (or who) need your attention.

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Pending legal issues can get a little out of control this month, so see if you can rest your case quietly, without all the demands and theatrics. Compromise is good. Then, travel and see the world. Or, travel and see the neighborhood. The most important thing is to expand your horizon so you can see love and life in a new light. Make it a glow and not a strobe, Aqueerius.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) Words of love and lust can take you to new heights of passion. You become immersed in the thrills, the spills and the chills of a certain lusty relationship. Whew! Is that what you really want? If so, jump right in. If you are seeking something more sedate now, be aware that what you say can lead to mischief. Maybe you can use your lips for something other than banter.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Even though you have many opinions about a certain relationship, you know better than to voice them this September. Gay Rams are advised to wait and see what happens before they bleat their displeasure. Who knows? Things may evolve to a state where you can sit back and be quiet. Maybe. Maybe not. But you have nothing to lose by listening…for now.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Work is not a quiet haven, but that is okay. Queer Bulls can achieve Nirvana if they can get out from the center of any office politics. Consider taking a well-earned vacation. Or, taking on a project where you can work on your own. If you are tossed into the storm, try to stay on the sidelines or pretend you have a conference call in your office.

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Pink Twins are burning with great ideas, some of which will prove to be exciting and dramatic. So, don’t hold yourself back from doing anything creative. Of course, too much time spent on imaginative antics could upset your staid professional image. It is hard to look seriously ambitious wearing nipple clamps and a speedo. But, if anyone can pull it off, you can.

CANCER (06.22-07.23) You make a startling entrance into any family reunion or gathering. Is it your style? Is it your flair? This could change people’s perceptions of you for years to come. So, if you are meeting and greeting, be sure to check yourself in the mirror first to see if you really are who you think you are. If you like who you see, go with it. If you need a revamp, now is the time to vamp.

LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions may not be able to contain themselves and that is because they are brimming with energy-filled ideas. If you only had an entourage to help you get things done! But, you don’t. What you need to do is find ways to accomplish a lot with very few resources. Once you get the ball rolling, others will want to get in on your act. Start rolling. : :

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