Someone has spiked our love potions when Venus pours into Scorpio. Suddenly, we feel loosey, goosy, intoxicated and ready to fly. Watch out for low ceilings. Ouch!
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) There is no better time to gather a group of pals and roam the neighborhood in search of adventure. Queer Virgins are pumped up with curiosity. So, explore and expand your immediate horizons. If money is tight, do it on the cheap and by foot. If money is non-existent, find a well-heeled benefactor on your jaunts and see if they will pay for your taxi fare.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Who put the sparkle in your every step? Who gave you more than your fair share of charisma? Who gave you the gift of gab? Thank the cosmos. Gay Libras capture the hearts of whomever they meet by knowing just what to say. But, be discerning, cousin; your every word is a tour de force and it would be a shame to waste it on wanton groupies. Then again…
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Your popularity just hit a new high with both new and familiar faces. Queer Scorps have the opportunity to be the center of any social group they choose. What a nice change of pace! But, choose your circles wisely — there is not much time. Before you know it you will revert from the Cadillac of dates to the rent-a-wreck.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) While there is a part of you that aches to serve the greater good, there is also a devil on your shoulder enticing you into all sorts of over-the-top, self-serving extravagances. Do you really want to give up all your worldly possessions and talk to the birds? The spirit may be willing but the flesh is weak. Oh, thank goodness! Enjoy life, gay Archer.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) If you thought you could spend your summer roasting your toast at every beach party, think again pink Cap. You now need to set your course on the bigger picture, especially with any long-term goals. Very soon you will be given a chance to prove how good you really are. Are you just blowing hot air or can you really do it? I sense a tornado brewing.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Aqueerians manage to catch the eye of more than a few highly-placed folks. Professional prospects have never looked so good. You possess that desirable combination of confidence and camaraderie, instinctually knowing who is powerful enough to court. All well and good, but let’s face it, do you really want to work that hard?
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Your itchy feet require movement and what can be a better outlet for your nimble tootsies than a change of scenery. Guppies are well-served by a spontaneous vacation. And, there is an added bonus: You will not travel alone. Somehow, you have a friendly entourage dogging your every step. Is it time to show an old dog some new tricks? Woof woof!
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Proud Rams are full of gusto and need to express their sexiness by displaying their body at any opportunity. Dress for success or don’t dress at all. This means either a sharp outfit for the office or a brief encounter at the gym. Is your bod not yet ready for prime time? Then expose it in late night. In the right time and place anyone can be a love magnet. Well, most anyone.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Queer Bulls experience the thrill of the romantic pursuit. Will you be the hunter or the hunted? No matter which end of the food chain you aspire to occupy, be sure that you explore all sorts of fun venues in the process. Get out there and paint the town pink. You simply cannot sit at home, phone it in and wait for a delivery. Or, can you?
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Odds are that pink Twins will be especially productive. You are certainly inspired and energized. Various potential projects take you down interesting avenues, but, typically, you refuse to ask for directions and prefer to meander aimlessly. Perhaps, it is best to hire an able-bodied assistant to help you with the heavy lifting. Or, maybe a diet is in your future?
CANCER (06.22-07.23) You seem to find ways to have a great time. Will you know what to say to get what you want? The trick is to find the right moment to deliver your romantic mouthy morsels. To that end, gay Crabs can troll the usual hot party spots in search of adoration, action and audiences. But, why not try a few new places and avoid the usual trolls?
LEO (07.24-08.23) Major home renovations are just up your alley for the next few weeks, so find the right property and start planning. Turn on your money spigot and design the best nest you can imagine. Proud Lions ache to surround themselves with expensive, beautiful objects and the highest quality of everything. Why not? You only live once, as least as far as we can tell. : :
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