Mars pushes into rowdy Sagittarius and directs our energy force into new battles. We feel compelled to make good use of time. Good! Storm the barricades friends, but beware of the moat. Oops!

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Money becomes the be-all and end-all for acquisitive proud Scorps now. Greedy Mars enters spendthrift Sadge and taps your dollars and common sense. Don’t make this season too taxing by taking unnecessary fiscal risks with your wad. Careful financial planning and a close eye on the bottom line increases your assets and limits your liabilities. Or, something like that.

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Mars enters your own sign and puts a tiger in your tank. You are a social force with whom to be reckoned. Someone, perhaps, a bit too too right now. Before you become a legend in your own mind, I suggest that you check your act at the door and make it a point to retain that affable, genuine gay Sadge flair. Mars can be pushy. Push back, cousin.

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Closeted queer Caps have their closets blown off their hinges. Come clean. And not a moment too soon, compadre! This Mars placement does not compromise and neither should you. For those who hanker for a higher plane, this energy enables you to explore more spiritual outlets. Achieve nirvana with your favorite deity.

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Friends beat a path to your door and Aqueerians love the attention. You are in demand and can tickle any taste bud. Send a mushy thank you to marvelous Mars. Enjoy the gay camaraderie while it lasts, compadre. Before you know it Mars will move on and you will be just another putz with a karaoke machine. Hey, is it hot in here or is it me?

PISCES (02.20-03.20) You have plotted and planned your corporate ascent, but not much has been happening. Nothing much, that is, until now. Guppies should prepare themselves for an opportunity to prove their mettle to the senior cogs. Put all your knowledge to work and work all your knowledge. Don’t be shy. You are overflowing with aptitude.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Mars in Sadge pushes all the right buttons and corrupts your hard drive. That’s what you get for cruising the internet! Gay Rams are revved and raring to expand their outreach in all possible ways. Get creative and get going, bubble. You only have a few short weeks to plan and implement a grand global jaunt. How jaunty do you want to get, pal?

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Sexy Mars in Sadge mounts a personal campaign for all queer Bulls. (Are there any other types?) You are hot to trot and are in a full gallop for the next few weeks. The value of your personal stock rises, among other things. Are you buying or selling, sweetheart? Use the Mars oomph to its best advantage lover. Be proud, be smart, but don’t behave.

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Even independent pink Twins feel the pull of commitments. You are tempted to solidify and strengthen relationships or seek new ones if the mood strikes you. But don’t tear down what simply needs a bit of sprucing up. Mars gives you the unbridled energy to tie up loose ends and corral your stallion. Ride ’em cowpoke. Yeeha!

CANCER (06.22-07.23) Zesty Mars gives all energetic gay Crabs a good excuse to reassess their diet and exercise regimes. Dust off your health club membership and get those sweats out of mothballs, buddy. This is no time to be lazy. Mars effuses you with the passion to get that drydocked boat out on the high seas again. It’s never too late to dive in and get wet.

LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions are placed on the A-list of party hearties. You are tempted to let loose and have a great time. How outrageous can you get? Why not channel this oomph into something more productive. Creativity soars and increases your urge to explore all realms of artistic pursuits. Do all you can to create a gay masterpiece, Picasso.

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) There is no compromise with recalcitrant family members when no-nonsense Mars enters Sagittarius. It’s about time, queer Virgin. Things need to be said. Things need to be done. Open up your Pandora’s Box of complaints and air ’em out. Guess what? All your fears disappear in the light of day. Mars gives you courage as well as energy. Use ample amounts of both now.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Queer Libras are bursting with opinions. You are loud, proud and queer for the next few weeks, so don’t be shy! But weigh your words carefully before you push things to the outer limits. (Is this really a bad thing?) Mars energy is about as subtle as a falling anvil. Your commentary could come back to haunt you. Boo!

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