Let the welcomed warm weather wash all over us this May, but be prepared for a surprising scorcher as vast Jupiter squares sparky Uranus. Pack the sun screen…or is it the cooking oil?
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) You have big ideas, queer Bull. Give some of them room to grow and roam. This May you may get unexpected help from an unexpected source that upends your landscape and creates new paths for your big move. Weigh all advice and be choosy about which one you follow. Use a trusted source. Get out of your comfort zone, but be sure there are guard rails.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Friends stress your budget this May and why not? You are out, about and ready to splurge on every little thing. (No names, please!) But all these little things quickly add up to big things soon enough. Then the bills come due. Don’t be feckless and reckless with your dough, pink Twins. Save some for a rainy day. Maybe pack your rubbers “just in case”!
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Prepare yourself for the public spotlight this May. You are the center of attention, even if you don’t seek it or want it. The fates bring influential people to your door. So, embrace your destiny and prepare your message. You can impress the powers-that-be with your knowledge and abilities. Changes are afoot for you professionally. And, the first step is a doozy, gay Crab.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Any local effort will take on global proportions this May. Your quiet energies and diligent deeds suddenly are the topic of conversation all over town and beyond. That is because, unbeknownst to you, there are people ready to post your ideas globally where they take root and grow. Enjoy the fame, proud Lion, before the tabloids get ahold of you. Then, uh oh.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Mixing friendships with intimate relationships is not a great idea, queer Virgo, especially this May. That is because things can very quickly get out of hand, get complicated and get messy. Oh, dear. So keep your hands to yourself while you go about your usual business. Enjoy pals as pals and lovers as lovers. Confusing?
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Your career suddenly takes off and you may find yourself spending more and more time around the office. This is great for your upward mobility, but may place stress in other areas of your life. Be sure that you are able to balance business relationships with your personal relationships this May. One type of the other may tip your scales over, proud Libra.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Cool down and get mellow, gay Scorp. You have too much on your plate. All of your list of “to dos” can be put aside for a while as you decompress and vacation. If time and money are tight, find ways to relax closer to home. That could mean taking in a few movies or eating out. Anything that gets you on a slow simmer rather than a full boil will be delicious.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Your dance card is filling up and overflowing with lots of tantalizing invitations. Everyone wants you on their A list, gay Archer. Which ones will you choose? Think carefully — anything fun or creative has dramatic consequences. Did I say consequences? I meant results. But, you have to know what you really want. Do you know what you really want?
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Don’t be surprised if your home life takes a sudden turn that completely change certain relationships. Maybe you will join households. Or, maybe not. Maybe you will decide to totally renovate. Or move. Whatever new twists and turns occur now, know that the fates do what needs to be done. Start checking the real estate listings for your next big move, pink Cap.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Know that any careless remark, or offhand compliment or a quiet musing will permeate your office and take control of your day-to-day business. This is great if you are a calculating Aqueerian who knows how to manipulate people to do their bidding. But, it is also a warning to not be too clever or too sure that you can control your message now. Think it now. Say it in June.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) There are lots of opportunities to party hearty and many pals that get you access to glittering events for the up-and-comers. But, all these fun times will cost much more than you could ever imagine, Guppie. It all seems so delightful, how can you possibly ask about the price? My advice — let the good times roll, but watch out for the bouncing checks.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Any home-based project or festivity will be much bigger, bolder and unwieldy than you expect this May. That is partially because you have such big plans, gay Ram. My advice is to tailor your expectations, time, ability and money. Once you have everything in a manageable size, go for the gusto and party until the cows come home. Or, at least until your guests go home. : :
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