Make room for energetic Mars as it pushes its way through Pisces. There is nothing as powerful as an idea whose time has come. Hurry up and move on it before it goes.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Gay Rams have a way of unearthing the truth even when it’s deeply buried and practically invisible. There is no reason to accept anything at face value now since much of what is left unsaid is much more useful to you than what is exposed. Be strategic, calm, evasive and look under the surface for clues. There is plenty of time to manipulate them to your liking later.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Your life, in general, revs to a roar. Queer Bulls with a yen for company will find it in droves. Place yourself where it will do you the most good in the long term. There is a lot that you need to accomplish on a personal level over the next year or so and the connections you make now will decide whether that road is slick, gravelly or smooth. Hob nob from the top down.

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) You may become too, too much in your quest for advancement. Pink Twins need to feel appreciated and recognized for their considerable efforts, but how much can you ask of bosses now? If you are seeking employment, this is the time to try something unexpected that will heighten your profile and get yourself noticed…but wearing a cellophane suit is not that thing.

CANCER (06.22-07.23) Brush up on your various skill sets, gay Crab. Higher education and other forms of study — both formal and informal — prove to be more valuable than you initially think. Your inquisitive mind needs nourishment beyond the occasional cable program. So, carve out the time and ramp up the effort. Can an old dog learn new tricks? Only if they cruise the right bars.

LEO (07.24-08.23) Get ready for tax season, proud Lion. Despite your best efforts to put off the inevitable, it is time to turn to fiscally prudent and accurate analysis of your state of affairs. Survey the potential damage with a good advisor. But, all is not doom and gloom. Expect a zetz in your love life. It is the spice you need to keep things interesting and passionate. Be flexible and very pliable.

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Open enemies are no match for you. Queer Virgins can be diplomatic or aggressive and see success in whatever option they choose. Mold relationships more to your liking and needs, but try to appear to be fair. For those seeking new liaisons, rely on your gut feelings as you scan the playing field. Displaying too much gut though is not recommended.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Maybe it is time for a pet or a workout. Or, maybe a workout with a pet. Proud Libras are too stressed out. Anything that gets you to rest, relax and recharge has multiple benefits. Clean out your in box and push more into your out box. You find alternative ways to clear and unload clutter. Use the time to tone and buff your bod instead of just lifting the occasional paper weight.

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) There are no straight lines to success. Linear thinking will get you nowhere and actually take you far off the mark. Use your ample imagination and creativity to chart your course over the next couple of years. Queer Scorps are often very intense. Now, put that passion to work on your own agenda. If that means throwing a not-to-be-missed basheroo, so be it.

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Gay Archers are not stay-at-home types, but consider giving it a try. Find creative ways to enhance your surroundings and make them more stimulating and enjoyable. One great way is to plan the perfect get-together with the usual unusual crowd that will have them talking for weeks. Well, even a couple of days is better than average.

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Pink Caps are expected to always be logical and exact. However, your actions do not always match your words. While you think you can spread your oil and slide by, your grease could begin to fry and burn. If you find yourself criticized for saying one thing and doing another, just tell the confused crowd that you are running for political office.

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) If money has been tight, this time period will either help you invest more wisely or cajole you into unnecessary spending. But, is it something that you want to risk right now, Aqueerius? Take care in any situation that requires a monetary outlay of any kind. Perhaps it is better to err on the side of thrift and cheapness. But, don’t worry, this too shall soon pass.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) Recently, you had exciting thoughts and now you can match these thoughts with successful action. There is something energizing about you. Begin new projects, get yourself in front of important, meaningful projects. You make strong advances that set the stage for future success. Don’t wait for the world to rouse you. If you snooze, you will oversleep and lose.

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