geminiJune is busting out all over with a rash of retrograde planets from Mercury, Saturn, Neptune and Pluto. Our thoughts, dreams and personal power can be misunderstood and misdirected. Which way is up? Better not ask right now.

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Pink Twins are as hot as any June day. So, what will you do about it? Secret admirers are planning something fun, but your invitation may get lost in spam. Keep your options open, party within your means and be open to a romantic surprise or two at work. But, act on your lusty emotions later this summer lest you scorch the landscape with your personal fire. Ouch!

CANCER (06.22-07.23) Rocky relationships may turn even rockier this June, so be prepared for anything. In fact, you might push things a little too far with a less-than-well-chosen word to partners. Don’t be goaded to bite, as much as you are tempted to do so. Instead, put out your energies at home with some yet-to-be-done spring cleaning projects. It is never too late in the season to get caught up.

LEO (07.24-08.23) There is too much going on behind the scenes at work for you to make too much sense of it. Suffice to say that it is better that you keep your observations and opinions to yourself while the situation evolves. But, proud Lions can sometimes get too concerned about how they are perceived. Don’t be goaded into making a bad move. Don’t bite or ever roar. Just wait.

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) There might be fun in the sun for others this June, but queer Virgos can better spend their time plotting their great escape. You may be more focused on making money which can then be sued for a grandly expensive jaunt. There is nothing wrong with that. In fact a great escape might give you an added advantage — greater perspective and world view. So, get going.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Your home life may be in a bit of an upheaval this June. Have you taken on too many home-based repair or renovation projects? Are pesky relatives making too many demands on you? Whatever is causing you extra stress, resolve to handle it by simplifying your life. Prioritize, proud Libra. Not everything or everyone deserves to be #1 … except you.

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) You have been contemplating some great things recently. But, now, even a small idea can grow quickly, morph into action and get out of control. So, if you are in the planning stages of anything important, try to keep it low level and quiet until later in the summer. Queer Scorps are strategists at heart. Keep an eye on the long view and be conservative in any next steps.

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) There are no get-rich-quick schemes that will work now, gay Archer. So, just forget about that. In fact, quick ideas and rash actions may cause you to lose more than you expect. Better to go off and enjoy the convivial company of friends in some low cost dive. Build your life with rich experiences through June. Go over the top extravagant later in the summer.

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) You have an urge to get out in front of the crowd this June. But, are you too much of a good thing? It depends on how much attention you feel you need. Pink Caps feel the urge to wow and be front and center, but it may be more advantageous for you to hold back in the shadows and see what happens to others first. There is plenty of time for you to take a bow…or even two.

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) If your intuition goes into overdrive, take a moment to chill out and meditate this June. There may be too much going on behind the scenes for you to make much sense of it. Aqueerians are happiest when everything is clear, honest and above board. But, don’t be naive. When in doubt, take everything with a grain of salt. And, add a dollop of sugar to it.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) Guppies may misunderstand compadres. Try not to become overly involved in any friendly enterprise. It may wind up taking much more time and effort than you expect. You may also have too many social commitments at one time. Instead of over-scheduling, try to pull back and relax with a special you-know-who. Get to know them even better.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) If you are looking to get a leg up on the competition in your job, why not wait until your actions produce carefully targeted results? Gay Rams may hit a professional wall or be led astray by a false rumor. Why not enjoy the summer with a relaxing vacation or a bunch of leisure activities? It is much nicer to lounge at the beach than sip stale coffee in an office lounge.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) If you have been carefully panning a vacation, be sure to get some second opinions before you book. Queer Bulls are like bulls in a china shop and could find themselves with a huge bill or sitting among a mess of problems. Plan diversions closer to home or, better still, let pals decide the festivities. June in Scranton? How nice. : :

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