Learn to steer your vehicle and don’t go off course when Mars moves into Cancer and conjuncts retrograde Mercury. Our search for love, power and all the goodies that go with success revs into massive overdrive. You can fill your tank to the brim, but don’t slip on the spillage. Oops!
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Things propel you into the epicenter of the social swirl. Gay Crabs are endowed with extra dollops of charisma and are the ones to see and be seen with. Try to be discerning as the hoi poloi scramble to get a piece of you. But, it can all become much too much. What is your outer limit? You won’t know until you push the boundaries and they begin to push back. Ooph!
LEO (07.24-08.23) Not only do you have a number of great advisors, some of them are especially intuitive and wise and come to you unexpectedly. But, do you know which voices lead you on the right path? Go with the cosmic flow and you can get mystical directions and important answers. Perhaps, the most valuable information you will divine is the ability to tell fact from fiction.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Friends ask a lot of you, and while you are happy to oblige, be sure to set limits on your generosity. They can lead you into extreme situations that require too much personal effort. Where does that leave caring, queer Virgins? Hopefully fading into the background where they cannot see you. Bide your time. Later on the dust settles and you can play the big shot without risk.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Miffed, proud Libras are apt to take matters in their own hands at work. Recent events seem to tell you that you are under-appreciated and being taken for granted. Very true, but don’t bite just yet. Swallow your bile and wait for a less stressful time to air your grievances. Catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Then you can squash ‘em!
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) They say that travel is broadening, but during this time period you may find that travel is more stressful, less engrossing and generally unpleasant. No one wants to help you, small incidents become international fiascos and even after landing on shore you may still feel at sea. Queer Scorps are advised to relax and recharge closer to home, at least for now.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Haven’t we met someplace before? Sure seems that way. Gay Archers are madly in lust and are raring to experiment with a few close bosom buddies. Normally a fine idea, but now there is a risk of increased possessiveness and jealousies. Why ruin a perfectly good friendship on a momentary hit of bliss? I guess maybe that is a good enough reason.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) As hard as you work (and you are working very hard right now) there is something to be said for taking a breather, pulling back and seeking greater life balance. Pink Caps refuse to see the connection between time spent with partners and overall stress reduction. Just wait. Certain events drive the point home right now. Maybe you will get the point? Ouch!
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) This may be the perfect time to take a vacation. There is a lot of work to be done and Aqueerians are feeling like rats on an ever-increasing treadmill. There is nothing to be gained from putting in that extra effort now. Before you fall off and become grist for the mill, jump off the rat track and make tracks for parts unknown. Let it all hang out.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Fun may be much more trouble than it is worth now. Guppies think they can party hearty and go overboard in their pursuit of assorted jollies. You may also gamble more than you can afford now. The payoff will either be enormous or catastrophic. Let’s guess what happens. Your love knows no bounds. Unless, of course, that turns you on.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Count to at least 10 in relationships. Your actions can create frictions and extra, unnecessary stress. Proud Rams want major and quick changes around the house, but partners or family members vehemently disagree. It is better to create a different friction between consenting adults and get something going. Let’s see what happens when you rub someone the right way.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) You think you are eloquent, inspiring and dramatic. Sadly, you may come off as shrill now. Store up your ferocious opinions for at least another week or so. You can use this time to refine them. Queer Bulls speak from the heart, but now you may get heartburn from some unexpected sources. Watch, look and listen and contemplate your next move quietly.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Just when you thought enough was enough, you suddenly decide to go for much, much more. Pink Twins get into all sorts of high-priced mischief (no names please!) and have a jolly time spending and spreading their generosity around. Seek comrades in arms as you stimulate your gay muse. Will you watch the bottom line as you pay the piper? Nasty thing! : :
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