Our eloquence is swept up in a wave of great and profound thoughts. At least it seems that way when Mercury glides into theatrical Leo. Take it to the market and see who buys your package. Going…going…gone.

CANCER (06.22-07.23) The general economic picture may be fuzzy for others, but for you it is sunny and warm. Gay Crabs are able to do the necessary research, ask the right advisor and begin to strategize their financial future. Start now while your mind is focused and sharp. Before you know it all that gold will blind you and send you on a spending spree. Uh-oh.

LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions not only can strut their stuff, they can package it, market it and sell it to the naysayers. What is your secret? Whatever it is, don’t let it gather dust on the shelf. Open yourself up to new people, new things and new ideas. Plant seeds of opportunity now so these projects bloom and grow. You can rest in their shade tomorrow. Today, get going.

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Anything hidden can be revealed now whether it’s a secret admirer or an enemy. No matter what, you are able to effectively handle whatever life delivers to you. But, avoid any surprises by planning ahead and surveying the landscape. Your intuition is on target. Will you focus it on someone in particular or will you just wave your wand indiscriminantly? Let’s guess.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Friends gravitate to you because you are the one with the great social connections and fun party ideas. Don’t disappoint them by playing hard to get. This is the time to place yourself in the center of the social swirl where you can stir up the lather and create a frothy event. There is plenty of time to rest on your laurels later in the month. For now, it is all up to you.

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Focus on your corporate ascent. Queer Scorps are usually attuned to the comings and goings of the office and now you can capitalize on them to your personal advantage. Be sly. Be clever. Think of ways to solve long-term vexing problems and obstacles. Once you have conquered, retreat to your corner office and reap delightful the rewards. Take any prisoners?

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) This is the perfect time of year to plan a faraway adventure. Ask around and do some research. What exotic locales will you visit? And, what exotic locals will you meet? Make your best move now. And, yet, if money and time are tight, you can always quench your thirst for excitement closer to home. But, will a foreign beer and brat on a stoop really compare?

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) There is something about you that is heady, frothy and altogether enchanting. Admirers and past lovers strive to gain your attention and affection. Try to bottle your brand of oil and sell it to a certain discerning clientele. Whether you realize it or not, you stir up emotions, pink Cap. Bring out the whips and see what (and who) you can cook up.

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) One particular relationship is deserving of greater attention and care. You know which one that is Aqueerius. Make your best moves with a certain someone and see if you can improve and strengthen the connection between the two of you. Little, extra-thoughtful things will take you far. The direction and speed with which it takes you is totally up to you. Your move.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) Turn your attention to your health and welfare. Guppies tend to over-stress and over-work, but with a little planning, you will divert the most stressful aspects of your life and reap a moment or two of respite. While you are at it, review and revise your diet. It will be possible for you to eat as much as you want (of the right foods) and stay trim. No, not cake.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) If your mind is on the party and not on the after-party clean up, you can be forgiven. Proud Rams are numero uno on the social circuit and find creative ways to move their groove. But, the fine details of set up and tear down elude you. So, don’t try to do things on your own. Enlist a group to help plan and execute. You can direct them from the lounge chair.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Find more ways to engage in family gatherings. Queer Bulls may feel more amenable to relatives and can plan a successful outreach opportunity. This is not to suggest that you compromise on your principles, but you can make headway in any long-term disagreement. Lower the volume, heighten the love and be content that you have at least tried.

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Got an idea or three? Express them and see how they might take off and glow. Pink Twins are clever, intellectual and full of chit chat. Go on a charm offensive without being offensive. You have an opportunity to prove yourself with those who can help you move your best ideas forward. Presentation is everything. No pantaloons and nipple clamps, please.

© 2008 Madam Lichtenstein, LLC. All Rights Reserved. Entertainment.
info: Visit www.TheStarryEye.com for e-greetings, horoscopes and Pride jewelry. My book “HerScopes: A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians” from Simon & Schuster is available at bookstores and major booksites.