Lovely Venus canoodles with dizzy Neptune. Our dreams take flight and our love floats through the cosmos like pink clouds. Forget the umbrella and resolve to get wet.

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Gay Archers become sparkling conversationalists as Venus and Neptune trine. You are given the rare opportunity to be eloquent, measured and impact the multitudes, or at least the immediate neighborhood with your bon mots and great ideas. You can express yourself and get what you want by just asking. So, why not just ask and tell?

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) If you have been watching your pennies, you now reap the rewards. If you have been less than careful, you may be forgiven. Fiscal opportunities multiply and you feel in the pink financially. Is it a pink elephant, though? Do your homework, ask (and follow) the right advice and you will have more than peanuts to feed you in your golden years.

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Aqueerians are the center of attention and have more charisma per square inch than is legal in some states. How do you like the limelight? Prepare for your imminent debut by sprucing up your wardrobe and overall appearance. Consider hiring a personal stylist to get most from your efforts. Perhaps it’s time to retire that paisley qiana shirt collection. Or, perhaps not.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) Feel the spark of inspiration. Guppies divine the dark recesses of their universe and find that there is illumination. Carry your torch proudly compadre and shed a little light on others on your way. Your insights help you overcome hidden enemies and thwart their nasty plans. What will you do with them once you’ve caught them?

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Your social calendar fills up to the bursting point. Friends and certain special cliques demand your presence and participation in a variety of delightful diversions. Don’t disappoint them. Gay Rams have great ideas and find the right audience. But a large crowd can become an annoyance. You soon find a certain someone with whom even three is a crowd.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) If you have been feeling ignored and under-appreciated at work, worry no longer, queer Bull. The professional pink light shines in your direction and you make or break your image and career path. Have you been putting in the effort? If not, get your tail in motion. The planets find ways of serving up your cosmic just desserts. Hey, is that a cherry on top?

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Great tidal movements come from small waves. Pink Twins go with the flow, grab their surfboards and hang 11…er…10. Seize the opportunity to voice your opinions in a global arena. Whether that means sending missives electronically from home or setting sail for distant lands is up to you. The most important thing is to expand your outreach.

CANCER (06.22-07.23) Your hidden animal magnetism is sparked. Send out the vibes and put your sexual oomph into overdrive. Gay Crabs must make good use of time to seek, find and corral their perfect soulmate. It takes a little more effort than you think, however. Put out a bit of energy now to insure that you won’t be popping your champagne cork alone.

LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions are in for a treat as moribund or boring relationships are given new life and extra zing. But, it won’t happen on its own. Make it a point to recharge and revamp current partnerships or resolve to seek out new, charming possibilities. The secret is to know who you are looking for. If it’s Elvis, take a breather and try again.

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) The moral of the story is “Never put off until tomorrow what you can snap your fingers and do today.” You may prefer to defer all unpleasant tasks until some time in the distant future. But, that is a bad idea, queer Virgin. These miserable little irksome things have a tendency to pile up quickly and can bury you. Get out from under it or maybe not.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Proud Libras become party animals. There is the temptation to reprioritize all work projects and simply enjoy life for the next few weeks. Succumb to the temptation. Life is too darn short. Join the conga line and kick up your heels. Also, use this wonderful time to wake up and stir your creative gay juices. Nap time over! Time to squeeze!

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Turn your attention homeward. Gay Scorps can create a special personal space for themselves and for loved ones. Redecorate, refurbish or remove. The fates provide energy, inspiration and even the gumption to deal with long festering family issues. When it comes to points of discussion, let’s do a little spring cleaning in December, shall we?

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