The world begins to become a bit more manageable as three retrograde planets — Mercury, Jupiter and Uranus — redirect. Not a moment too soon! Expect the expected surprises, fewer gaffs and a more relaxing environment. Feeling bored already?

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Ideas and other creative impulses ferment and pop. Massage your gay muse and see what can happen and who you can inspire. Gay Archers make surprisingly great first impressions, knowing just what to say and attract some fairly extraordinary people. Don’t waste a moment. Make things happen. You break through low ceilings and hit the heights.

CAPRICORN (12.23-11.20) There is something delicious in the air. Could it be the goings on of the pink Cap as happy homemaker? Domesticity reigns and so do you when a confluence of happy events spices your stew. Make your surroundings comfortable and relaxing. But, life is not just home and hearth right now. It is time to tend to your family garden. Are there a few weeds among the roses?

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Stray thoughts take you far. Charge your brain cells and pump out a number of excellent theories and opinions. But, don’t just sit there and contemplate your navel, Aqueerius. Take it to the streets, take it to a political power base, take it to the media. Use that fabulous mouth for more than creating a stiff breeze. Whoosh and it’s gone!

PISCES (02.20-03.20) Someone has short shrifted your major assets while you concentrated on the small change, Guppie. Step back and view the big picture when fate shines a spotlight on your finances. There is something fiscally funky that, upon further examination, can result in a nice windfall. Carefully review the bottom line and reach between the cushions for any spare change.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Proud Rams can bottle and sell their charm if they can capture every oozing drop. A confluence of luck and opportunity gives you great charisma and makes you a superstar with an adoring following. Better hurry and make all the friends and connections you can. Before you know it, the cosmos moves on and attentions turn elsewhere.…but, not if you wear cellophane suits.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) There is something in the air that catches your imagination and makes you rather prophetic. Take advantage of your sixth sense and go with your gut and intuition. Queer Taureans revel in their psychic power. While you channel the spirits, keep an eye on the rich and powerful who conjure up easy access to luxury, money and sex. Some Bulls have all the luck!

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Pink Twins need to spread their wings and make the most of every friendship. Sometimes you chaff at the trade-off between dependence and independence in relationships. But, now, each scenario seems to offer a happy balance. And, who knows? Something merely platonic can evolve to much more than a warm handshake. So, shake it up, baby!

CANCER (06.22-07.23) If you have been plotting and planning your big move, this time period hints that a great opportunity is near. Grab the gusto and take a chance on a new professional challenge. Dance among the suits and make powerful friends, gay Crab. Then summon your courage and climb to the heights. Before you know it, everyone will be looking up your shorts. Better wear underwear.

LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions wax nostalgic at all their youthful high jinx. Ah, remember when? Ah, well nobody really cares who and what you did. Instead of lounging around thinking of the past, why not go out and create a little future? You are now commanded to explore and experience life to the fullest. Explore who and experience what? Well let’s just see.

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Queer Virgins find that they possess more sizzly magnetism than usual when the fates stir their hot sauce. Sex finds you at work, at the supermarket, around the neighborhood or even at the dentist. You do not have to go out and trawl for it. But, don’t waste your sweet tooth on penny candies. Be discerning for a change and select from international high-end confectionary.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Sitting at home on another Saturday night? Don’t worry, compadre, this time period guides you to a new, happy relationship. But, do not sit at home and wait for it to be delivered to you like a bag of chicken. Fortune smiles upon you if you go out and seek it. Travel far afield. Pick up a copy of “The Field Guide to Rare Birds” and check out the plumage.

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Little pebbles pile up and make impressive monuments if everything is in balance. You are in a position to make your molehills into great mountains if you muster the desire and drive. Gay Scorps are given a rare opportunity to show what they can do on a small, detailed level and have their efforts magnified and appreciated. What else can be magnified and appreciated? : :

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