Plan your actions very carefully as retrograde Saturn backs into Virgo and opposes shocking Uranus. Even small gestures have large impact. Maybe this is a good thing? Plan accordingly.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Try not to feed the gossip machine at work. It will only come back to bite you later. Proud Rams like to do what they want, when they want, but a certain finesse is required as even small actions take on monumental proportions. There is plenty of time to upend the corporate order in the next few months. Shhh! Plan it quietly and carefully now.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) You may feel like a hearty party, Bull, but rein in your more outrageous antics. In your celebration, you may trod on the toes of friends and make a spectacle of yourself in a large crowd. Maybe this is what you want to do? If so, party on. If not, find quieter outlets for your fun and frolic. Sometimes, just a party of two is much more fun that a party of 20 or 200.

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) There will be a temptation to blur the lines of family and career. Try not to do so, pink Twin. You know instinctively that the decisions you make for one are really based on the needs and demands of the other. Be as neutral as you can while the two sides push and pull. Soon, you have a clearer idea of what is best for you, alone or otherwise.

CANCER (06.22-07.23) Do you have something pressing on your mind? Keep the thought there a little longer or carefully craft it and deliver it closer to deadline. Any opinion you have will blast into cyberspace with some surprising and unintended results. Of course, there are those feisty gay Crabs who ache for drama. If that is the case, buy a movie ticket and view it from the audience.

LEO (07.24-08.23) Love captures your heart and your wallet. Hey, champagne and roses don’t grow on trees! Proud Lions may find that there may be a balance between what you want and what you really need. Common sense rears its ugly head and the ardor may cool. Of course, life is too short to scrimp. So, eat, drink and be merry. For tomorrow we diet.

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Queer Virgins may take a jaundiced look at their current relationships. Things may be too serious, a bit boring and in dire need of a bit of sprucing up. But, dramatic changes now may not have the desired effect in the long term. My advice — lie back and relax. As the time passes, you will have more opportunity to savor the good and decide on next steps for the crummy.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Things that you have tried to push into the background come back into the spotlight, especially when it has to do with the job. So, don’t let things slide at work. Keep up appearances. Gay Libras should also arrange for a medical check-up now. A check up can lead to a tune up which can lead to less problems down the road.

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) If you find that your fun times are being dampened by your friends, be forgiving of them and wait before you ramp up your party train again. Frivolous pastimes should take a back seat to more pressing concerns anyway. You are much more effective in your career, if you can put your mind to it. But, that might be asking too much right now.

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Professional projects may hit a snag as unexpected problems become apparent. In fact, the harder you try, the more intractable these problems become. So, why work hard when you can escape and enjoy life for a while? But, since even home life will have its tiresome surprises, try to get away from it all. There is time to tackle the gremlins later in the month.

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Anything you say, no matter how calm and innocent, will be reinterpreted as a raving rant. Or, maybe that is your plan? Pink Caps are often very careful with their thoughts and words, but it brings you a microphone and a sense of outrage. Call it as you see it, but do it in a relaxing and calming environment so the tenor is more mellow than “yell”ow.

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) The applecart of love gets sidetracked and possibly toppled and it may be due to differences of opinion and things you both value. Someone is the spendthrift and someone is just the thrift. Oh, well. Let others have their opinion and leave yours for another time and place. Let your actions speak louder and prouder than your words, along with a small gift or two.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) Guppies need to find the right balance between being part of a couple and crafting their own identity. Too often you wind up being subsumed in a relationship and give up too much of yourself. Happily, this time period gives you an opportunity to reassess and revise, if needed. If you are on the hunt for a real catch, check your net for any holes and be sure to pack the right bait. : :

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