Venus conjuncts lucky Jupiter. We are bitten by the love bug and manage to send our affections out in all different directions. Smile at the grocer and see what is delivered. Flirt with the gardener and see what sprouts. Will you take a wanton wrong turn and get hopelessly lost? Oh, let’s hope so!

ARIES (03.21-04.20) Your speech packs a delicious sweet punch. Even the mildest remarks have a transformative impact, so choose your targets carefully. Maybe it’s time to get involved in a proactive community effort like planting trees or stoking political activism. You are a charmer, proud Ram. Run for political office, or even better, just occupy it.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Queer Bulls have been terrible spendthrifts recently, squandering their wealth on impulse items and worthless trinkets. (No names please!) And yet, it has been fun, hasn’t it? Gain some new fiscal insights and maximize your largess into something even larger for the summer. Make every penny spend like a dollar. Will you become well endowed? Let’s just see.

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) You are catapulted right into the center of the festivities whether you want to or not. It just seems that no matter how much pink Twins try to hide, the spotlight seems to seek them out. Good thing. Why not go with the flow and see where all this jolly activity takes you. Begin new projects now. Enthusiasm alone makes even a lousy idea seem radiantly inspirational.

CANCER (06.22-07.23) Gay Crabs empty out their closet with a grand flourish. It’s time to turn over a new leaf and dump that smelly baggage. Resolve to sweep out the old and hearken in the true, new lavender you before the summer heats up. While you are at it, increase your karma by volunteering for a good gay cause (is there any other?). Give as good as you get.

LEO (07.24-08.23) Friends and large social groups provide the impetus for change and fun. Will you be tempted? Proud Lions can be a big part of the rousing action. So, don’t play shy and retiring. Join in the revelry and shake your mane all around town. I suspect you’ll not only join in the festivities, but will also be elected grand marshall — or is it leader of the Pride pack?

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Your career suddenly shifts from reverse into high gear. It is a great time to make a great first impression on all the senior corporate sharks. Queer Virgins usually like to play their politics according to their own rules. Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose with this method. If you take calculated risks now, you rule the forest later.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Proud Libras hanker to take a vacation to warmer climes or embark on a great global exploration. You are restless and itchy. Wherever you decide to scratch to get out of your usual skin, make it manageable by planning it carefully before embarking. It saves time, energy and money. Better still, find adventure with a mysterious someone and share expenses.

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Is it getting hot in here? Turn up the temperature and spike your sexy sizzle. Proud Scorps have been fairly sedate and quiet lately. Now, unleash your animal magnetism in time to unwrap and show off your gifts. You can attract a bevy of desirable lovers, but choose carefully and wisely. You don’t want to be just another pot on the stove. Or, do you?

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Make the most out of relationships. Gay Archers give partners everything they want and more. You have the inspiration and the impetus to make dreams come true, so be generous and magnanimous. Remember, the more you give the more you will (eventually) receive. That alone should be a tempting reason to be generous.

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Pink Caps conquer the workplace. Your power of concentration makes you a force with whom to be reckoned. Plot and plan your way out of a particularly dreary job. It is the season to be healthy. You can be inspired to buff your bod in preparation for summer or for those intimate hot tub evenings bobbing for rubber ducks…or whatever.

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Lift the curtain on your interpretative performance to an adoring audience. It’s party time! How much fun can one Aqueerian have? I suppose it depends upon how much fun you feel you deserve. Don’t sit home and wait for a knock on the door. Kick up the rug at a Pride dance or tap into your gay muse and create a masterpiece. Uh, does nude food painting count?

PISCES (02.20-03.20) The fates won’t let you get stuck in your old routine. Guppies now demand change and improvement in their lives. Good. This is an excellent time to set things queer with family and prepare for new opportunities. No matter what, listen to your inner voice and don’t take “no” for an answer. Compromise is not in the cards and life is too darn short. : :

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