piscesThere is no better time than this March to tap into your well of inspiration and see where it takes you as Mercury conjuncts Neptune in intuitive Pisces. Will you come in like a lion and out like a lamb? Better to try be roaring out all through the month.

PISCES (02.20-03.20) The spotlight finds you this March, Guppie. It is totally up to you as to how you can best exploit all this attention and adoration. Will you use it to meet and greet influential people and dazzle them with your wit and knowledge? Or, will you find all the party-hearty hounds and make merry in a pit of idle (but jolly) disrepute? Oh, let’s guess.

ARIES (03.21-04.20) You can spend your time marching off on wild tangents guided by intuition-fueled dreams or you can pay it forward with some impactful beneficial and charitable efforts. The choice is up to you, gay Ram. But, be warned that there are karmic payouts at the end of the rainbow for both your good and selfish behaviors. The pot of gold could be full or empty. Or, full of what.

TAURUS (04.21-05.21) March is the month to try a few new groups or new social connections on for size. Heck, why not also refresh your usual group of friends and ramp up the general excitement. Things are far too boring and static now, queer Bull. But any mundane or stale relationship can be revitalized easily. Apply your unique creative touch…or is it a probe?

GEMINI (05.22-06.21) If you have been toiling in the background for little recognition or extra renumeration, take heart this March. Your efforts will be recognized and possibly even rewarded. The secret to your corporate success, gay Twin, is to take a creative leap or find a way to showcase one of your more prescient ideas to upper management. You have the spotlight. Add a pink bulb to it.

CANCER (06.22-07.23) Adventure is just around the corner this March, so take a leap of faith and expand your reach whenever you can now. You never know who will reach back. Legal battles go in your favor if you know your stuff. Gay Crabs are not always ready to take on the world, but now you are given some support from unlikely allies. Why ask why? Better just ask when and how.

LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions are feeling their oats this March. And, they may even try to feel an entire field of oats before the month is over. You cannot be reined in or tied down, so let your lusts roam free. You seem to attract anyone you set your sights on attracting. For those Lions who are part of a pair, give your den mate the royal treatment. No, not beheading.

VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Take a close look at all of your relationships — whether for business or for pleasure — this March. Chances are you will find one or two of them in need of some juicing up. So, put on the squeeze and see what changes can be made. Queer Virgins need to survey their landscape for any stubborn weeds. Are there people who you need to prune? Get the gardening tools.

LIBRA (09.24-10.23) March forth this March and tackle any longstanding project or issue that has been holding you back. Proud Libras often seek compromise and diplomacy, but trying to please everyone will not work here at this time. You need to please yourself. So, follow your own lead, make your own decisions and handle your own stuff. Soon you can fob it onto someone else.

SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Party time, queer Scorp. Your dance card fills up and your grip on sanity and decorum begins to loosen. Suddenly, you are in the epicenter of all the festivities. Be sure that you are able to handle all of the ensuing temptations from people to plonk. Who is that I see dancing in the corner of the room wearing nothing but a lampshade on their head? Oh, dear.

SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) You have some great ideas for improving your home environment, gay Archer. Be sure that they are all based in reality and are affordable. Seek sage advice and check your budget before you start. Grandiose schemes look great on paper, but may not be quite what you envisioned in reality. How many football-field-sized bedrooms with padded walls do your really need?

CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Pink Caps have never sounded so wise and measured as they do this March. You have a certain calm and informed aura and have the ability to sense a situation for what it is. Go with your gut, say what is on your mind and see where it leads you. You may expand your sphere of influence and find that you can help in community efforts. So, what are you waiting for?

AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Money may be the root of all evil, but it can also be used to buy things that soothes your savage beast. Aqueerians are tempted to luxuriate themselves this March, spending on spas, expensive goodies and assorted arm candy. Life is good…until the bills come in. You may not know when enough is enough or too much. How much is really too much? Hmm.

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