The Sun enters robust Aries and unleashes our basest instincts. Good thing too. We were getting to staid and sedentary. Let loose and run with the herd. It gets you off the couch and into the fresh air. Ah!
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Money appears to be the solution to all your ills. Notice that I say “appears.” Guppies measure their personal stock in dollars and cents (especially dollars). The drawback to all this capitalism is that deep down you realize that insecure is insecure no matter how many bucks you brandish. However, that realization happens once you’ve wasted some dough. But, better late than never.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) You are catapulted into center stage, so get ready for your close-up. Your personal charisma hits a peak and gay Rams manage to hog the spotlight at every opportunity. Will your star continue to shine along with your enthusiasm? Anything is possible. But, know your audience and the value of a graceful exit before they bring out the hook.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Queer Bulls feel revived and refreshed. Explore your spiritual side and discover the soul beneath all that glam and glitz. Don’t be afraid to reveal something private and secretive about yourself. There is nothing worth worrying about. The real worry is when you hide your true self from the world. You gotta show ‘em why Bulls are so darn proud.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Pink Twins feel like great flag bearers of all forms of legal rights. The cosmos demands that you become more involved in the global community effort. The danger here is that your desire to belong may cause you to defer personal choices in order to coincide with the group think, but don’t compromise! Not all great movers and shakers have to think alike.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Is it hot in here or is it your career? Break through any blocked professional path. Put on your corporate hiking boots and start kicking it up. Gay Crabs can succeed in the eyes of others, so make your mark on the world and take no prisoners. Dive into the corporate shark tank and swim with the suits. You may emerge unscathed and victorious, despite a few bites.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Life is a happy pilgrimage for proud Lions. Travel to exotic vistas or embark on a new course of study. The accent is on the new, so if you’re short of cash and can’t travel, discover something (or someone) different closer to home. A foreign film, a bottle of plonk and a certain unnamed stranger can do wonders for your perspective, not to mention your lumbago.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Amiable queer Virgins become more intense and possessive now. Deep psychological revelations and solutions are possible for those who dare to explore their psyche. Sexually, you can dive head first into a hot tub of passion and emerge refreshed and transformed. Seek a deeper connection to others and I don’t mean the internet. The sizzle should be more than a frayed wire.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Relationships become the be all and end all for gay Libras. This time period highlights partnerships and the art of true connection. Be in the space. It is what you say and do that counts. If you’re still hunting for a special someone, enter the meeting jungle with your guns loaded and ready. You have a good chance to bag your quarry. Remember though to pack the right bait.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Achieve the sublime or at least try to. Even perfectly toned proud Scorps can improve with a personal trainer now. Review your exercise regime or begin one you lazy thing! And, what about your “see food” diet? Twinkies just won’t do it. Put in a little sweat equity on the job while you are at it. We can often find the answer to life while we’re filing and schlepping.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Gay Archers can’t help but feel pretty darn feisty. What a nice change of pace. Your boundless energy should not be wasted on trivial matters. Focus and dive into anything that brings passion and creativity into your life whether it is theater, fine art or dance. Or, maybe hit a high note with opera. You feel expansive, open and joyful. Do I smell romance in the air? Or, is it sweat?
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Pink Caps find themselves hanging around the house more and more. Blame your lethargy on your busy schedule when you plotz like a couch potato in front of the tube. Call it recharging your batteries and chilling out. If you can meditate and unwind, you’ll emerge rested and more in control of your personal pride agenda. Go out and raise a little hell later.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Weave a little magic with your words. Aqueerians have the gift of gab now and can ask for anything and everything. You shall receive. Put this time to good use by becoming a loud, proud and queer voice for any good gay cause. Expand your reach any way you can through good research and advice. Then go out and create a little friction. Hmm, anyone we know? : :
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This article appears in the March 20-April 2 print edition.