A cavalcade of outer planets retrograde through July creating unexpected, dramatic and transformative life changes. Pluto, Neptune, Uranus and Saturn all rock and roll. My advice — stay away from falling rock zones.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Love and lust lift you off your feet and into the stratosphere this July — and why not? You are primed and ready for any adventure from a light flirtation to a walk down the aisle. But look before you leap, pink Twin. The fates will offer you a big surprise when you least expect it. Keep an eye on friendships as signals may get crossed. Maybe that is your plan?
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Both your relationships and your career could have their ups and downs this July and one side or the other demands too much of your time and attention. But, take it all in stride, gay Crab. The fates are encouraging you to be more balanced in these areas. While it may seem romantic to take a long vacation and escape the day-to-day, try to stay focused on the here and now.
LEO (07.24-08.23) A variety of things could sap your energy this July, so be sure to pace yourself through any large project, whether for love, money or prestige. There is a lot on your plate, proud Lion. Avoid spillage by finding effective ways to de-stress, relax and recharge on an ongoing basis. It could be as easy as regular meditation or perhaps something more physical. Hmmm.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Don’t be bogged down by creative blockage, queer Virgin. If you find yourself staring at the blank page wondering what comes next, don’t panic. There is something amazing waiting for you around the next corner. Could it be a wild thought, a crazy adventure, a zesty one-nighter or a dreamy, long-term liaison? Possibly. Carry cab fare just in case.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Try to postpone any major home projects this July. The planets conspire to turn any minor repair or renovation into a major restoration. Pipes and wires can get crossed. Family gets into your act and all of this adds extra stress on already frayed relationships. So, pull out the deck chairs and get your feet up. Rearrange the deck chairs later this summer, proud Libra.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Anything you think or say could have momentous implications for you, especially if it involves your job. So, if you are mumbling under your breath about your boss or co-workers, give yourself a break and think happy thoughts. Proud Scorps are very strategic thinkers. Let yourself waft on a wave of mellow dreams. A fresh cocktail couldn’t hurt either. How fresh?
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Are you ready to splurge on a long desired object that you can barely afford? Better hold off on buying anything that is out of your budget, gay Archer. This July you are apt to get into unnecessary debt that will be hard to dig out of. Find cheaper thrills. They say the best things in life are free. But, then they also say you get what you pay for. Hmmm.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) July may be the time for a totally new look for you —maybe a new wardrobe or even a haircut. Of course, you may be perfectly happy with your current look …which you might have had for years. There are folks gravitating into your social sphere. First impressions will be lasting impressions. Put your best foot forward any way you can. Don’t step in a puddle, pink Cap.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) There is something going on behind the scenes this July, Aqueerius. Is your intuition on target or are you getting static on the psychic line? Don’t react until you are sure you are receiving the correct signals. Then see what manifests and how it might impact your career and paycheck. It could be a big payoff. Or, it could be a big move. Which way is up?
PISCES (02.20-03.20) There is something just a little bit fun and crazy about your friends this July. Enjoy their company, plan many pleasant festivities with them, but don’t let them fill your head with dreams that are not based in any reality. Guppies have a tendency to build their foundations on wishes. Wishing is just the beginning. Now focus and build on solid rock.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) All of your professional efforts come to a head this July which can be a good thing for those gay Rams who have diligently built their personal brand and cultivated strong mentors. But, for those who tried to slide by on a grin and cup of personal oil may find themselves in a hot frying pan. How confident do you feel? Or, should I ask how hot?
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Travel may be in the cards, but be sure you are not playing with a stacked deck. Queer Bulls are ready to rumble. The fates are also ready to hand you a surprise or two on your journey. So, before you take to the open road, try to check your itinerary, your packed bags and all your arrangements twice. At the very least, it will be an unforgettable trip!
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