Mars conjuncts Jupiter and gives us a rocket in our pocket. Launch yourself into new situations and see how high you can soar. Plan ahead for a soft landing instead of the usual splat.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) This is the time to start new projects, meet new people and break out of your usual routine. Not only are Aqueerians able to break the mold, they can remold any circumstance to fit their purpose. Good! This is no time to be lazy and expect the world to come to you. It is a time to spread yourself thin and show folks what you can do. Postpone that nap!
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Guppies will be unable to keep anything under wraps. Not only are hidden things pushed out into the open, you find that you had nothing to fear about the public scrutiny that will follow. What a relief! Dump all that psychological baggage and feel free and unencumbered. There may be a secret Valentine that turns out to be not-so-secret after all. Uh, oh.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Your social life takes on a life of its own when Mars conjuncts Jupiter. Suddenly, proud Rams are the one to be and the one to be seen. Put all your efforts into building up your social calendar and moving into new and important circles. Alas, as time wears on, you could find yourself slipping down the scale and relegated to the sidelines. Push, push, push!
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Make your corporate move as Mars conjuncts Jupiter. Queer Bulls need to concentrate and harness this blast of spit and fire. You find yourself in just the right place at just the right time. Do what you need to do to triumph over the competition and take control. Of course, sometimes delegating the dirty work is a better approach. I’ll never reveal the truth.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) There is something exciting going on that makes all pink Twins ready, willing and able to spread their loving influence to the highest levels and the widest audiences. Expand your horizons and make your mark globally. If travel is difficult or expensive, find new outlets for your electric personality. Shocking connections are possible and very welcome.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Gay Crabs can attract anyone that they choose to attract when Mars conjunct Jupiter. Maximize your personal charisma by creating a soft and cuddly look. You are almost too sexy, if that is possible. Spread the sugar and see how far your honey takes you. Valentine’s Day is fast approaching and you will collect more than your fair share of hearts. Lucky thing.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Make the most of your various relationships when Mars conjunct Jupiter. Not only do proud Lions ache to connect, they also find that there are many folks who reach out to them. If you are on the prowl, it is an excellent time to hunt. Don’t be alone, especially this time of year. No one is an island. But, if you had to be one, make it somewhere in the Caribbean.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Office politics will go your way. Queer Virgins can ascertain the lay of the land and tailor their moves to maximum benefit and advancement. You have a spark of genius that will captivate and inspire. See what you want to do, enlist the support of your co-workers and see how high or far you can climb. Maybe to the next cubicle?
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Light and fun activities become especially enjoyable when Mars conjunct Jupiter. Proud Libras find romance in a garden of earthly delights. See what makes you happy and go for it. Things glide your way and you may find that it is profitable as well as enjoyable. Too, too soon this energy dissipates and you will be back to working for a living. How sad.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Roll out the welcome mat and get ready for the crowds, queer Scorp. Your home becomes a center of activity. Mars conjuncts Jupiter and sends happy company to your door. The secret to your success now will be to improve your surroundings, in addition to ramping up the entertainment. Plan a few home projects and you will be sure to have some help.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Gay Archers can be heard. Not only are you especially eloquent for a change, you are now able to advance any agenda you want. So, don’t waste the Mars-conjunct-Jupiter energy on hot air. Make sure that anything that you want to accomplish you set into motion now. Before long you will be whispering in the wind. Become a gale force yourself.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Money may be the source of all evil but right now you can make it work well for you. Pink Caps will learn their fiscal lesson and can apply it to their advantage. Consider spoiling a certain someone with something luxurious and expensive. Not only will you make your intentions known, your generosity will carry you for a while. Grab any advantage.
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