If this time period starts out hot and heavy, blame Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Uranus in energetic Aries. When is too much too too much? You may not know your outer limits. Maybe that is a good thing?
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Nothing is quite like a gay Ram when they are fired up and raring to go, go, go. You have so much energy that you might as well package it and sell it to needy nations. Start new projects immediately and extend your outreach further than you have ever tried before. You are cooking on all four burners. Do I smell something burning? Is it rubber?
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Your imagination runs wild! And, it also seems to run in overdrive. What crazy ideas are swirling in your head now? Maybe, just maybe, you are getting a little paranoid. Let things play out as they will and you may find that there is nothing to worry about. In fact, things might be almost peachy. Take a bite out of the competition this summer.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) How many friends can you amass? Maybe mass is not the point. Try to catch quality and not mere quantity in your social net, pink Twin. There are some folks out there who can provide you with glitter, glamour and extra cache. And, there are some bad seeds who will tempt you with ill-fated activities and lead you astray. Ah, how to choose? How to choose?
CANCER (06.22-07.23) It’s time to focus squarely on the job to see how far you can get on your abilities, efforts and political acumen. Gay Crabs often toil in the background without cashing in on their talents and accomplishments. That day is past, pardner! It is time to show the big bosses who you are. Who knows? This could be the big pay off time. How much will it take?
LEO (07.24-08.23) This is the perfect time to spread your wings and take off for parts unknown. Spend some time planning your big vacation and see how far you can go and how much you can experience in a short time. Proud Lions with empty wallets can still expand their horizons by doing things that are out of the ordinary, but closer to home. How about inviting some exotic friends over?
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Use what you’ve got to meet, greet and sweep a few lovers off their feet. Queer Virgins have ample charisma, lots of pep and a little more oomph in their step. Don’t waste this sexy opportunity to spread it around. Before you know it you will rule the roost and hatch a few boiled eggs. When in doubt, scramble them up into an omelette. The more the merrier!
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Relationships need your attention before the summer gets fully underway. Seek your perfect partner or make your current partnership more perfect. Gay Libras can be very creative, so put your best brain cells to work in your relationships. Are you giving all that you can give? Do you need to try a little harder? You know that will usually work!
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Forget about trying to take some time off. Now is the time to put your nose to the grindstone. Clean off your desk by tackling all long-standing projects. This will give you breathing space to fully enjoy the summer months. It is also advisable to revamp your health regime with an eye towards toning and buffing. Swimsuit season is here proud Scorp, ready or not.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Throw off your shackles and enjoy yourself. Gay Archers are footloose and fancy free, so make it a priority to find the most creative and fun-filled activities in town and take advantage of them. You might also want to try your luck at some games of chance. The odds are in your favor as long as your risk is not too big. Uh, how big is big?
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) If relatives beat a path to your door, blame it on the cosmos and decide if you will answer the doorbell. Some of them might be worth letting in. Pink Caps will find that they spend more time at home now, but life does not have to be dull. Plan some randy get togethers and become the go-to spot for a good time. Or, maybe, that is already your reputation?
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Aqueerians have a lot to say and this is the time to say it loud, proud and queer. Get your word out and about. Start a blog, write a column, stand on a street corner with a microphone. At some point, someone will hear you and help you get to the next level. Is running for elected public office in your future? I don’t know. How much of a masochist are you?
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Money may be the root of all evil, but now it is a heavenly gift. Guppies now know how to earn it and burn it. Let yourself go and enjoy life a little more than usual. The challenge will be to find ways of spending and saving at the same time. Yes, there is enough to do both. But, if not, lean toward more saving so you have an umbrella for those expected rainy days. : :
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