From Creative Loafing:

To the guy at the EpiCentre who lifted up my dress as his friends looked on and laughed … I hope the swelling’s since gone down on your face.

Is it just me, or does the nightlife scene sometimes feel like a sixth grade dance? So, last weekend when I felt like going out dancing, I called on my gay boyfriend to take me some place where my ass would be safe from indecent exposure.

And thus, I penetrated the gay nightlife scene. Because I am gay after all … gay as in happy.

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Matt Comer

Matt Comer previously served as editor from October 2007 through August 2015 and as a staff writer afterward in 2016.