The Sun makes it move in to Aqueerius and not a moment too soon. All this optimism gets a further jolt from jolly Jupiter and making all of our best moves even better. Step aside world. We are very out and all about.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Aqueerians can find themselves at a personal crossroad. It is an excellent time to reassess your path, possibly change direction, seek new stimuli or try a new “look.” Plant those seeds of change, toss out the old wardrobe and blossom. It is a new solar year and a new you. Is it possible to improve on perfection? Oh, let’s try.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Guppies are wondrously prescient and in tune with their inner voice. Tap your sixth sense any way you can. Some suggested avenues include meditation or yoga. What do you divine you divine thing? Perhaps it is time to gaze into a certain crystal ball for your next great move. Either that or just gaze at it for fun and relaxation. No names, please!
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Gay Rams find themselves placed on the social “A” list rather than lower down on the alphabet. Good thing. You call the shots in any group activity. Gather the troops and be imaginative, but don’t be bossy or pushy, tempting as it will be. When you’re hot, you’re hot and when you’re not, you’re just working the door. Surprise us.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) This is the time to unleash your desire to move with the movers and shake with the shakers. Shake and bake, queer Bull! I know that you jealously covet the corner office and the big paycheck. Hey, who wouldn’t? But plan your corporate ascent very carefully. All calculating eyes will be upon you. Finesse will take you far. So stow that big gun. Save it for bonus time.
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Where does the long and winding road lead you for the next few weeks? To a great gay adventure! Pink Twins grab the world in the palm of their hand. Give it a good squeeze. Consider you next move and explore, expand and enjoy far horizons. There are also one or two things that you might want to learn. You can become teacher’s pet if you decide to crack a book.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Gay Crabs put the triple “x” into their experiences. Whoo hoo! Spin your allure and lure a fly or two into your sultry spider web. Your sexuality peaks and so do you, lover. There is nothing or no one you can’t do. Your sexual drive takes you on the road. Follow all signs from “Yield” to “No Speed Limit.” Will you be “Slippery When Wet”? Let’s just see.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Tired of playing the field? Proud Lions are tempted to seek their soulmate somewhere in the outfield. Don’t be shy and retiring. Seek and ye shall find. For those Leos who are already in a relationship, use this time to solidify, stabilize or subdivide. Are you getting what you need from partnerships? Consider all options and all feelings.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Queer Virgins feel especially ambitious. You are fired up and raring to clean off your desk by tackling all long-pending, pithy projects. Maximize your 9-to-5 time by focusing on what is important and what will get you noticed. You can score some points with the powers that be. Painting your cubicle lavender may be one solution, but really not the only one.
LIBRA (08.24-09.23) Proud Libras gleefully go gaga. It’s a wacky time when anything goes. Have fun, fun, fun and don’t spare the hot sauce. But, rather than fritter your energies in wasteful, slothful pastimes, you may want to consider tapping into your inner artist and see what masterpieces are lurking in your potential talent. I bet you are very talented.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Proud Scorps are not noted for their nesting instincts, but now you can’t help but become Mother Earth incarnate. Handle any home-based projects now while your judgment is not clouded by outer-worldly stimuli. Even tough family issues can be tackled with some surprisingly good results. But they must accept you as you are or no deal. ’Bout time.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Gay Archers realize that they can get exactly what they want and need by just asking for it. Well, of course, you knew that, but now all your requests begin to pay off. Think of anything that will thrill you. But, be careful of what you wish. Sometimes the fates overdeliver in surprisingly unexpected ways. Do you really want a 14-inch pianist?
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) If money has been a source of stress and concern, thank the cosmos for a ray of gold. Pink Caps are more easily able to plug any monetary leaks. Use this time to do your homework, ask advice and revamp your more expensive, wasteful habits. You will be amazed at how great you can look with a few fiscal nips and tucks. You feel fabulous!
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