The Sun moves into sexy Taurus as Venus enters randy Aries. The floodgates open and unleash a rush of love. Be bold, be beautiful, be ready — but don’t behave.
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Proud Rams are seeking quality in any form and turn their attention to the bottom line when Sun enters Taurus. Spending your pennies on luxury has its rewards, I suppose, but don’t spend it recklessly. Get your money’s worth with every indulgence. Admirers beat a path to your door. Don’t forget to keep a light on and dust off the welcome mat.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) All eyes turn to you. Queer Bulls may look like deers caught in the headlights but will manage to charm even the crustiest of observers. Step into the spotlight of center stage, show them your stuff and bask in the accolades. Go with the glow by launching new projects and meeting new important folks. Your personal stock is at an all time high. Sell!
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Is it true that gay Twins have psychic capabilities? As Sun enters Taurus, spiritual and mystic thoughts manifest and flow. Set your cosmic course full steam ahead and dump all that stinky garbage out of your closet and into the cosmic trash heap. Suddenly you have the extra energy to get ahead of the curve and get on top of things. Ain’t liberation grand?
CANCER (06.22-07.23) Life heats up with Sun in Taurus. Gay Crabs catapult themselves into the social swirl with a vengeance and make the most of any platonic relationship. The fates, however, have other plans beyond the playground. Your professional possibilities hit new highs. Those in power like what they see in you. Ha! Have you got them fooled! Make your move quickly.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions can seize the professional day. Strike while the corporate environment is hot. There is no time like the present to stake your claim. You might be tempted to go off course with an offer of international adventure and travel. Perhaps you can combine both your corporate lust and itchy feet with a business trip. Take your…ahem…personal assistant.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) May you live in interesting times queer Virgin. Things become very interesting now. You are better able to see the global picture and you like what you see. Take your personal message to the masses comrade and spread the news. I suspect that your views will reach and appeal to a particularly appealing constituency of one. And isn’t that really all you need?
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Sun in Taurus will do the trick for all lusty proud Libras with a will and a way. Your sexual stamina is at a peak, so don’t go and hide. Use this feisty energy to either cement current relationships or to seek new sensual liaisons. It’s time to mount your personal fulfillment campaign. I suspect that there’ll be a full surrender if you stand firm.
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) Put energy now into partnerships. Queer Scorps can sometimes take relationships for granted, but now any affection happily given is affection happily received. Do not delay. As time progresses you may be diverted by compliments on the job. But who will keep you warm on those frosty nights? Certainly not the computer in your cubicle, pal.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Gay Archers begin to feel their oats. You turn your attention to health and diet issues with magnificent results. Turn over a new leaf in time for the cruise season. The line is forming and you want to be in ship shape for any new launches. Thankfully, you easily turn up the volume on fun. How loud and queer do you like it skipper?
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Even serious pink Caps are encouraged to let loose and have fun with Sun in Taurus. Jump on the party train and start the festivities. Not only are you more creative than usual, you expand your range of interests into new artistic territories. Romance is also in the air. Feel and encourage the love by tying up any loose familial strings. Set the record, queer.
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) What mischief will Aqueerians get into right now? Possibly something having to do with a home based project. If you are thinking of a change of scenery, do your research and plan on moving the earth to get there. And you won’t have to do it alone. There are a few able bodied assistants who are there for the asking. Ask and you receive…within reason, greedy thing.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) If you feel that you haven’t been heard correctly, stop the presses. Guppies are suddenly making front page news to get global coverage for any tiny idea. There could be a bit of a financial upside to all of this as well as the fates warm your coffers. Perhaps a well endowed benefactor comes your way. Perhaps just well endowed.
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