Jolly Jupiter enters Aqueerius after a two-year sojourn in Capricorn. Do you feel your world lighten and luck change? Check your rearview mirror, readjust your personal goals and step on the accelerator. You may just find a shortcut instead of the usual detour.
TAURUS (04.21-05.21) Despite your long and hard working efforts, your professional path appeares to be blocked or stagnant. Don’t give up hope, queer Bull. This is no time to think about clipping coupons in early retirement. That barrier wall is now breached and the accolades (and the resulting rewards) can flow freely. Jupiter says take a chance, Heck, I say take two
GEMINI (05.22-06.21) Pink Twins find their pot of gold farther afield than the nearest street corner. Don’t be lazy. While it will seem easier to lie back, hang out and wait for the big delivery, Jupiter suggests that you gather your energies and venture forth to seek your fortune in the international arena. Expansion is the keyword and moxie is the currency. So, manifest your own destiny.
CANCER (06.22-07.23) If your eyes become too big for your stomach (and other nether regions), don’t question why. Suddenly pink Crabs become the flavor of the month whose presence is demanded and adored by a range of important and semi-important folks. Enjoy the publicity feast before it reverts back to the usual famine. And ask for a doggie bag to tide you over.
LEO (07.24-08.23) Proud Lions should not seek their solitude now. In fact, you couldn’t be alone if you tried. People want some sort of relationship with you, whether for business or for pleasure. Maybe you can combine them and have it both ways. If so, assume the position. Single cubs might actually stumble upon their soulmates. Watch where you step.
VIRGO (08.24-09.23) Find new ways to expand your energy, stamina and optimism. Queer Virgins can jump into a healthier lifestyle with both feet. Do it sooner than later and see some magnificent results with relatively little exertion. And, yet, this expansion can take place on many levels so if you aspire to kick back and grab the “good life” you may experience a waistline expansion instead.
LIBRA (09.24-10.23) Capitalize on your surge of luck for the next couple of years. This fortuitous era will not only inspire you to create your own personal masterpiece, it helps you tap into your innate creativity and productivity. Gay Libras will gain recognition and acclaim and can parlay their gains into a substantial nest egg — or squander it all with a grand flourish! Gee, I wonder what you will do?
SCORPIO (10.24-11.22) The next couple of years can see a transformation in your relationship to your family or an upgrade in your current living situation. Proud Scorps will face a number of delightful decisions that encourage them to change their personal landscape. And, why not? Plant a few new seeds, tend to your own garden and see what or who sprouts.
SAGITTARIUS (11.23-12.22) Not everything needs to end in an argument or an “oopsie” moment. In fact, gay Archers will not only be able to sway others to their own peculiar brand of thinking, they will gain followers and fanatical adherents. Don’t rest on your laurels. Move mountains and change borders while you aspire to be the ruler. Have a great idea? See how far you can take it now.
CAPRICORN (12.23-01.20) Pink Caps might feel like they live in a state of fiscal bliss as Jupiter enters Aqueerius. Not only will you feel flush, you really can be. Longstanding sticky financial issues start to resolve. Your flow of money can be lassoed, hogtied and branded with a combination of good research, sound advice and good luck. Yahoo! Save it for a rainy day. Do I feel a drop?
AQUARIUS (01.21-02.19) Jupiter will not only help you raise your public profile, it can catapult you into the numero uno place in various high level circles. Aqueerians would do well to work on their connections and expand their audience base. You become a social heavy weight. But refrain from totally over indulging. Expansion weight can occur on more than just a social level, my friend.
PISCES (02.20-03.20) Just when you thought that everyone was out to get you, you realize that you have friends and supporters lurking in the background to help out when you need it. The burden is lifted. Let your imagination soar and use the next couple of years to expand your influence to those less fortunate and in need. Your karmic stock will hit new highs. Then sell!
ARIES (03.21-04.20) Don’t expect to make your success wholly on your own. You find that pals are pivotal in your grand scheme. Get your big break by reaching out to new groups and being friendlier. Turn on the charm and see how far you can slide on your own oil. A kind word here, a helpful hand there will get you a leg up or even a leg over. Gay Rams have all the luck.
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